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In the popular song 'Rude' by Canadian reggae band MAGIC! The singer says to his girlfriend's father after he rejects his request to marry his daughter, "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too? Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry her anyway!" If you were that girl's father, how would you respond?
Anonymous

hypothetically speaking, nobody will touch my daughter. she will be my princess and I will be that dad with a shotgun.

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

Karmin - Gasoline
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sayittothecrowd:

Karmin | Gasoline

pikeys:

Conrad Jon Godly - Sol (2013)

"She looks like the middle section of an animorph between a pig and a bat."

Kelly Hu in X2: X-Men United (2003)

Chiaki Kuriyama in Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

I've had so many fantasies about you, I simultaneously want you to fuck me and also cuddle with me all night and hold hands
Anonymous

That made my night